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So there I was, minding my own business heading to Blockbuster to return a movie. I pull up to a light as it turns red. Both lanes go straight. This was in Worcester Mass, so the "Boom Boom" of a car's system is not uncommon. So I pay no attention as a said system pulls up to me. I was forced to take a look though, because the source of the noise was a neon lime green Civic. Complete with mirror tint, Tenzo ladder wing and the most annoy and obnoxious exhaust ever. I don't think I would have noticed the exhaust if she wasn't revving it so much at the red light. Yes, she. She was one of those ghetto-ass white girls with the hideous make up and 10W-30 hair-do. Now I would have let morons be morons, but the revving and coffee can effect really got to me. So I beeped, gave her the thumbs up. She smiled. He smiled turned to a look of death as I turned my thumb downward and shook my head in disgust. Then, I knew it was on. I revved right back as we waited for the light to go green. We saw the opposite light turn yellow, then red. As the light changed we both revved it up...and then.... Fucking pedestrian "walk" sign. But as that stopped flashing, we kept revving. Then the light changed to green. Forget about it. My r/t must have been about 0.5 seconds, cause I was gone. She caught up to me at about 30 mph before we had to shut it down for the next light. She turned right, but not before giving me the finger and rolling off in her riced out, cut-spring, ghetto fabulous Honda Cricket. Feels good to kill some rice every now and then. By the way, this kill was performed in my 1995 Geo Prism LSi automatic. With a clogged catilytic converter, and 198,000 miles.
"...Downpipes own. They own everything...anything...all there ever was and will be...they should be stock on all cars. Screw the environment, emissions, noise! I love them...I shall name my first-born after them with glee. Mock me, point and laugh...but as I spin through first with no power braking on my little automatic daily driver on 285/18" tires I'll enjoy the shit-eating grin and take it in stride." - SeedyRom 05:13:20 10/03/02 "Ricers are idiots" - RezidentEvil "It's like if my girl desides to go on a weekend orgy because she needs to get it out of her F*&%$ing system, now would I want her back? I hope she had a great time. Because at that point I'll trade her in." - Cap927 09:41:06 12/13/02 |
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